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Sometimes I get so annoyed with the concept of intimacy (as in the smexy kind of intimacy) I want to die, because, I can’t stand it when my body just decides to stop what it was doing and starts just thinking about sex for no apparent reason like come on I was playing Minecraft, building a god damn dragon and my brain was like “dragons must have big dicks. Or maybe they are like cats. What if I was half dragon and half human. What would the females of that race look like I wonder. They would have like scaly boobs or something.” And then suddenly I couldn’t do anything but think like that for like 20 minutes like come on what the fuck. I enjoy the smexy time but like, that’s really weird even for me, and I don’t mix pleasure with business (because I’m classy like that), when I’m playing Minecraft I’m not gonna stop to think about dragon sex brain, we have been over this

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golden-gang:

videohall:

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

what are you talking about this was the best thing ever.

This is so wonderfully odd i have to reblog it everytime.

but why

what was the number again?

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adrianbowen:

mostrandomfaves:

THEY’D BE SLAUGHTERED IMMEDIATELY

“Now go, unleash hell.” 

I love this Gif so much..

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familyfriendlyurl:

my tombstones gonna say “ripped in peace” as i flex forever in my tiny coffin

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pregnat4:

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

One time I wrote on a dollar bill that I was Obama

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vondell-swain:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

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